Bleach: Boukendan

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:35 am**

I turn 18 in a week. What should I do to celebrate?

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:37 am**

Maybe go to a strip club so you will actually get to see a vagina before you die a virgin.

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:52 pm**

I don't know of any places near me that are more than just a topless bar, thanks for the advice though.

Posted: **Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:22 am**

Go on some sort of comedic adventure with your best friend to finally get laid at a party.

Wait, that's superbad, isn't it?

Nevermind.

Posted: **Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:50 am**

They never really got laid, which is the irony in the movie. And they did it at the end of school or something, it wasn't anyone's birthday.

Posted: **Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:19 pm**

Fogle got laid in the end. And they were both close enough, they got the girls they wanted, and Evan ALMOST got laid, but the chick was a FREAK.

Posted: **Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:05 pm**

Well yea, but he said have an adventure with your best friend, and Froogle wasn't really one of their best friends, just someone they pity'd. Also wasn't the chick who almost fucked him, turned out to be his girlfriend at the end or something?

Posted: **Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:34 pm**

In my head, it was their birthdays.

Anyways, In the end they don't show it, But, I'm HOPING for all the trouble, they both get laid.

Fogle sort of scored, but those cops cock-blocked him. Which they later apologized for.

That pussy Evan or whatever COULD HAVE scored with a horny drunk chick that was like, a total freak. But, He didn't want to take advantage of her.

And stupid... whatever his name is, seth, got drunk and stuff.

But anyways, It's nice to have a bit of difference. Every other movie like superbad they get laid. In superbad, they didn't and just learned the value of having eachother as friends or something.

Posted: **Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:10 am**

Well I SUGGEST you hit the clubs get some redbulls stay up for atleast 3 days and then get some bebe's phone numba's and take em home "if you know wut I mean"

Posted: **Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:30 pm**

Mac madddd biddies. MAC DEM BIDDIES!

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:56 pm**

So I'm 18 today, and you guys weren't any help.

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:38 am**

Happy Birthday!? o.o

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:13 am**

happy b-day!! ~

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:40 pm**

Adremalek wrote:So I'm 18 today, and you guys weren't any help.

Honestly, You're only 18. I'd say go out and drink all night, but of course you're under 21.

So, I guess what I can say is.

Congratulations! You've opened your first door to the real world.

Prepare to move out of your parents home and live on your own!
If you decide to go to college, say hello to an extra 100 pounds of weight because you'll be far too busy to heat healthily anymore!
Or maybe you're a fan of extreme religious men, hot arid deserts and camel spiders?

JOIN THE US ARMY TODAY AND GET TO TRAVEL TO IRAQ!!!!!

Or possibly hit up a strip club.

But wait, That's right, you're considered legally an adult, and able to legally kill someone by joining the army, but... you can't drink!

Oh that shoots out the good of any club.

No drinking=No fun
No fun=No getting laid
No getting laid= Taking a cold shower and/or going home that night and masturbating to cheap disgusting porn fetishes whilst using your own lonely tears as lubrication!

The most entertaining, and sophisticated thing you can do now is vote.

I suggest Obama because McCain is pretty much Bush but about 30 years older.

I've basically just summed up all the wonders of turning 18! oh baby!